The lousy guard

The guard stopped me because I had an expired sticker.

shissh.


Guard: Moi, henti kat tepi sana.

Me: oh ok.

Guard: Tahun berapa?

Me: Tahun terakhir.

Guard: Oh. Last eh? Sticker dah expire la. Pergi buat baru ya.

Me: ok!

Guard: You minat buat business tak?

Me:Kenapa ha?

Guard: Kalau nak buat part time, boleh panggil aku ya

Me: o_O You buat business? Business aper?

Guard: Ya la. *hands out name card* Ekonomi tak baik kan. Jadi buat business part time.
Note that he didn't answer the question

Me: -_- ok la.

Guard: Buat sticker baru ya.

Me: Ok. byeeeee~

So ridiculous right.

Sometimes I don't know what's wrong with me. Why do I entertain such nonsense. Tsk tsk.

Ok la. Must confess. I entertain partly cause I thought can get back the expired sticker and continue using until I graduate. ^_^! Didn't work. Hmph.

There was this other guard who always let me pass because I'm final semester student. This one no hati one. Lousy.


So many things to do and so little time. I need an extra brain and two extra hands.

Maybe I need two of me.

Reminds me of Calvin and Hobbes. The part where he made a duplicator to duplicate himself so that his duplicate can do all the hard work. Of course it backfired because the clone acted exactly like him.

So funny wei.

I could use a duplicator now.

Science is Cruel

Erin was showing me a video of how she fed the mouse.


Erin: Don't you think they look human? Like babies trying to hold the bottle.

Me: o_O -_- (I don't know which expression I did. I think a mixture of both)

Erin: They're so human that when I pin them down, I was more cautious.

Me: Wait. How you pin them down?

Erin: Like Jesus like that la.

Me: *gasps* You crucify them! SO MEAN. Yerrrrr.

Erin: Ya I crucify them. This is science lo. Quite bad huh.

Me: So CRUEEELLLLLL. *appalled and fainted*


And I thought killing the bird was cruel. Sheesh.


Science is cruel.

Apparently, this is how you hold the mouse when force feeding it.

I killed a bird

The silly bird flew straight into my windscreen.

Oh that would mean I didn't kill the bird.

Nay.


The bird committed suicide.


Haih. This is the second time already.


My car is a good suicide spot for BIRDS.


-_-


Aperlah.

I bought flowers

Yes. I bought flowers. If you know me, you'd know that I never buy flowers.

Because flowers
- serve no purpose (decorative purposes don't count)
- die easily
- silly expensive

But these flowers I bought are different. *Beams delightfully*


Everyone, meet my flowers.

Wee and Wah.



They make me so darn happy. Best of all, they don't die and so cheap! >_< Jusco selling at RM15++. Siao. Who wanna buy.

I'm gonna use them to tie up my curtains.

Or you can do this la. Put a happy flower with a happy frog.



Or put it as decorative if you must.



Or better yet camwhore with it.Keke.






Btw, they're Chinese cos made in China. But I'm gonna presume they're french.

Angelina Jolie

Me: ehem, ehem. Hi everyone. My name is Tse Shuen. *smilesssss*

Facilitator: What?

Me: Tse Shuen

Facilitator: What? Do you have any nickname for us to remember by?

Me: hmph. None.

Facilitator: Oh ok. Which celebrity would you choose to remember you by?

Me: Angelina Jolie?

Facilitator: Ok. Everyone, this is Angelina Jolie.

I became Angelina Jolie suddenly.

It's weird having people call you Angelina Jolie.


My ring broke. So sedih man.

Good thing I have two rings. So it's like half sedih. But still sedih.


Haih haih haih. Goodbye ring.

Should I get another ring? :P

The Sound of Silence

Silence is a sound.


I wasn't able to talk for a few days due to sore throat. Right after the previous post, I couldn't mutter a single word. It was excruciatingly difficult. I couldn't do simple things like singing along to the radio, giggling, saying hi, saying bye.

I never really realized how much I actually talked until I couldn't. I never imagined that it would affect me the way it did.

I was desperate to say something. Oh yes I was.

I was desperate to hear me.


Still, in the midst of silence, I learned a valuable lesson.


Be still and know that I am God


Struck me hard. I've forgotten to be still.


Those quiet moments.

Have you ever had those quiet moments? When you just like being with someone to the extend that no words are necessary. Being with that someone is enough as it is.Perfect. In complete silence.


Be still and know that I am God


Silence ain't that bad after all. ^_^


Thankfully, I can talk now. Husky voice la. I was so glad I could talk again I couldn't stop talking after I could talk. My roommate thought I've gone mad. I was singing and talking and making sound effects.

My Voice Disappears

It really did.

In a flash.

o_O

Two day ago I was happily singing one octave lower. So cool man. I could do a replicate of Alicia Keys 'No one'. I sounded like her. Really one. Ask Hwei.

Ck even got a shock when he called on Saturday.

Ck: Hello?

Me: Helllloooo (very coarse voice)

Ck: Who is this?! (very shocked)

Me: -_-! Me la! My voice can go very low wei (exclaim proudly and demonstrate summore)

Ck: -_- You sound like Shaun


Then today, it totally disappeared. My voice left me. Just like that. How can!

Losing my voice reminds me of the little mermaid.

Let me tell you why.

Little mermaid

She can sing and swim very well (obviously since she's mermaid)

Suddenly she loses her voice.

Then she had to make the prince fall in love with her and kiss her in 3 days.


Me

I can sing and swim. Not very well but still can ok.

Suddenly my voice disappear.

And I have a presentation in 3 days.



See, see , see. It's a sign.

I will get my voice back in 3 days because the mermaid got hers back on the third day.

I really really really need my voice back. I need to talk. Not that I'm not talking. I still am. In the husky whispery voice. Just like Batman. I don't think presenting in Batman's voice is appealing. Yuck.

Haih. I need a miracle. 2 papers and a presentation on Thursday and Friday is a nightmare. EEeeeek.

Drinking water like M-A-D.