A bimbo moment

I spilled water all over my face,

my jacket,

my thighs,

my cushion,

my steering wheel,

and part of the side door.

I don't know how it happened.

It just did.


Sometimes, things like that happen. Haih. Super embarrassing. Was hoping hard that the car beside did not saw it happened. How can?! Reputation hancur. Berkecai.


Change topic.



While sore throating, baby suggest I drink teh and celup biscuits until they're all mushy since eating hurts. That way, everything can flow down my throat. I thought it was a brilliant idea and so I did just that. It doesn't work. It still hurts. -_-

Anyway, despite the sore throat I still can talk. Thank God still can talk. Heh.

A ... conversation with the roommate.

Erin: You taken dinner?

Me: Ya.

Erin: Oh really. How come I don't know?

Me: How can you not know? I sit beside you. -_- I was eating painfully and silently so kesian know.

Erin: Haiya. Then of course I don't know la. You must eat noisily only I know what.

Me: ...


Aper.

Bimbo me

Sore throat

is the amazing thing that happened this week.

It's a message from my body to the my brain

Could it be...

1) Drink more water?

2) Eat less?

3) Talk less?

I've been sleeping early the past two days. 10pm on Monday and 8pm on Tuesday. Siao. Such hectic period and I had to fall sick.

On a another note, got two papers and a presentation next week. How nice and what prompt timing. Hopefully the sore throat will be gone by then. Otherwise everyone will have to hear me croak like a frog next Thursday. *Yikes*

A funny conversation

Ck's cousin is such a monster that we actually call her monster. Heh.

She's a seven year old girl who has a sweet look and an adorable face but acts totally like a monster.

There she is. The monster opening mouth.

Anyway, that's not the point. The point is I had a funny conversation in mandarin with her

Translated version

Monster: Tse Shuen jie jie, your cheeks so red.

Me: Ya lo.

sweep across cheeks with fingers

Monster: Still red.

Me: Haiya, it's always red la. Not because of make-up ok.

Monster: I don't believe.

Me: -_-! Ok lo. I wash my face show you.

Goes to basin with monster and washes face

Monster: Wash clean clean ya.

Splashes tons and tons of water on face while monster scrutinize

Me: Nah. Still red right.

Monster: No la. Not red d.

Me: I wipe first, then you can see.

Wipes face

Me: Nah. Still red right.

Monster: Ya hor. o_O


...



What la.

She must think I was siao put so much make-up on face.

When Valentines Draw Near

Valentine's Day is too commercialized.

Housemate and I went Jusco the other day. We went in a gift shop to look at a cute bear she wanted to get for her sister's birthday. Out of nowhere, the salesgirl jumped out and said sheepishly, 'buying for valentine's day ar?'.

-_-! She smiled very sheepishly too. Argh.

I got nothing to say.

Sien.


My idea of an ideal Valentine's Day is to go genting,

get on the space shot with a loved one,

reach up high,

and while dangling in the air,

kancheong-ly waiting for the drop,

to wish each other Happy Valentine's Day!

and later scream my heart out.


:P

Ideal no?

If I were a sheep

If I am a sheep, I would look like this.

Maybe not so sepet and fluffy. Would definitely be fairer too. :P Anyways, so proud of the sheep. I draw one know. *Bangga*

Why are Christians referred to as sheep in the Bible?

Uncle Lian spoke today. He started with a documentary he saw on national geographic. It talks about the survival of animals.

Two things:

To survive, you fight.

If you can't fight, you run.

E.g:

1) Elephant.

Ya. Elephants can fight. They use their leg to kick off lions.

2) Horses/deers

They can't fight. They run fast.

Forgot to draw tail for horse. ^_^!

A sheep...

Can't fight. Can't run.

Maybe all the sheep thinks about is food!

We never hear of fighting sheep or running sheep. -Uncle Lian-

But sheep has shepherd. :P

They can't fight or run but somehow they still survive.

Simply because they have a shepherd.


Christians don't survive in this world by fighting or running. We can't even fight or run. That's how hopeless we are. We simply depend on our Shepherd. But what a Shepherd we have. What a Shepherd I have. :)

I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep.
- John 10:11 -

He talked about a lot of other stuff which I *might* blog about.


I can't draw shepherd. T.T

Milo Contest

Such a cute contest they having these days.

Like Hwei, I love Milo too. ^_^ Since she sent the link to me, I decided to join as well. Haha.

Guess which photo I submitted.


Someone's so gonna kill me.


Here's the link.


Kekeke. Enjoy!

I must confess

I must confess. I have powers.

I can do things normal people can't.

I can move things with my mind. It's called psychokinesis

I show u.

Standing egg

The egg stands!

It's ok if you don't have psychokinesis like me.

You can do it on a particular day, called the Lìchūn.

Don't know what is Lìchūn?

Ehem, ehem. Let me educate you (with my new found knowledge). Heh.

It is the first day of the spring in the Chinese lunar calendar. This year it fell on the 5th of February (Wednesday la).

Some people say due to the position of the Sun, the gravitational pull is somewhat stronger. So it's much easier to balance an egg on a smooth surface during Lìchūn.

Some people say the egg memang got broad surface, so memang can balance.

The fact remains.

I can stand an egg.


So I either have psychokinesis or I have good balancing skills.


Interesting leh.